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May you find comfort and joy in these encouraging quotes about Funniest.
My way of joking is telling the truth;
that is the funniest joke in the world.
- George Bernard Shaw
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie 
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein
Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
- Stephen Hawking
A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Anyone who thinks sitting in church
can make you a Christian must also think
that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
- Garrison Keillor
The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- W. C. Fields
Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous
To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous
When you're drowning, you don't say,
"I would be incredibly pleased if someone
would have the foresight to notice
me drowning and come and help me,"
you just scream.
- John Lennon
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright
One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll
The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall
No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
- Charles M. Schulz
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
- Germaine Greer
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields
I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash
I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.
- Winston Churchill
Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole
Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant
Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon
I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid
An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West
The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett
Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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